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OhMiBod Super Bowl Giveaway Winners |
I thought this giveaway would be a fairly easy affair but most of you made it pretty hard on me, as few entrants predicted the right winner and not one of you nailed the final score. No one was even close, to be honest, but don't blame yourselves, blame Peyton Manning.
 This was supposed to be the game where he joined the echelon of true NFL QB greats - the guys who not only owned the competition during the regular season but were gods amongst men in the playoffs as well. After dominating the 2009 season, Manning spent the entire post-season wearing this "bet against me, I dare you" face and bringing the play to back it up. On top of that, he has put up no less than 28 points against Greg Williams' (NO's D-Co) defenses during his career, so even if the Colts defense couldn't stop the Saints' offensive attack, you had to assume that they wouldn't score less than 30.
Whoops.
Since no one could have predicted that Peyton Manning would shed all of his recent development and spend about 50 minutes playing the way he did when the Patriots used to hand him his ass year in and year out, we have two winners of OhMiBod's First Annual Super Bowl Giveaway: - Bryan Dupont, New Orleans 31 - 27
- @lipstickncandy, New Orleans 30 - 28
Please send your shipping address to jc @ ohmibod.com and I'll get you squared away. Labels: giveaway, super bowl
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OhMiBod Super Bowl Giveaway |
So even with the New Orleans Saints tugging on the heartstrings of nearly every football fan outside of Indianapolis this year, most people will still only watch tomorrow's Super Bowl for the commercials. Well, I'm here to add an extra vibe of excitement to the game with OhMiBod's first annual Super Bowl Giveaway.  It's pretty simple really. Predict the game winner - either the Indianapolis Colts or the New Orleans Saints - along with the final game score and you might win a little hotness from yours truly. Extra bonus if you tell your friends :-)
Catch up with me here, at our fan page on Facebook or on Twitter (@ohmibod), and I'll get you registered. The winners will be announced on Monday! Labels: giveaway, super bowl
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Rush Limbaugh: The 1812 Overture Never Felt So Good |
News of our placement in the GRAMMY Awards Gift Bag hit the newswire over the weekend, and since then, we've had some nice online media coverage. But you can imagine our surprise when Rush Limbaugh put us on blast while talking about the new Apple iPad on Tuesday: It's called the OhMiBod. It is a high-tech vibrator. It plugs into an iPod which means you could plug it into an iPad because the iPad will play music. Actually any music player and it vibrates along with your favorite songs. What do you think of that, Dawn? I'll tell you, the 1812 Overture never felt so good. Just amazing what they are coming up with.  Although, I got something that could, I think, offer more pleasure more frequently than even your music. We could call it the ObaMod, and this is plug (sic) into your television and every time Obama says "I" or "me," bingo! The thing goes nuts. You're talking about 12-to-15 bingos a minute, 'cause it's all about him and what he's doing to the country. Can you imagine this? If you're one of the kinks who owns the Head O State dildo, the ObaMod might be next on your list!
In any case, while continuing on with Tuesday's archived broadcast, we discovered that our vibrator came up in conversation again - this time, in reference to Arianna Huffington:
Ouch! After all of this, I think it's fair to say that the OhMiBod could be a real bipartisan peacemaker. Just imagine how fair, balanced and reasonable legislation could be if our policy makers took an hour to use one of our products instead of thinking up ways to screw each other. Labels: bipartisanship, grammy awards, rush
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Pretty Power Tools Had 45+ Orgasms... |
... and lived to tell the tale. Seriously. Now if you're like me, you haven't had 45 orgasms this year, let alone in one night but Ms. Power Tools seems to have pulled it off. Armed with an OhMiBod Freestyle, an iTunes playlist and more endurance than a barefoot Kenyan at the Olympics, she took our wireless plaything to a new realm of sexual satisfaction again, again and again.  When I got to a song that I was really into, I would slow it down, tease myself and then when I knew that the good part was coming up, I would aim for that and end up lipsynching orgasmically... Alternately, when there was a song that I just chose for the name, in the playlist, I would be soooo not in the mood to have an orgasm to it, so it would just be an ASAP-O, and I would power in and out of that song, onto the next! AC/DC’s “You shook me all night long” came on, I had an awesome orgasm and then I finished the song by dancing on my back, looking at the ceiling and waving the vibrator around to the music, occasionally singing into it, hahaha. The time FLEW, the pleasure went right through me. The orgasms get really powerful for me once I have crossed a certain line. They sometimes are harder to attain and when they occur, I end up jumping, arching, twitching, jerking all around on the bed.
I'll let you check out the rest :-) Labels: Freestyle, orgasm overload, review
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JC is the resident OhMiBod guru. She's fun, she's sassy and she has four interests: music, sex, writing and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist. Count on her to answer your questions and keep you updated on the new and exciting happenings of the most innovative pleasure product company out there.
