So I turned 30 yesterday -- don't worry, I'm fine. A little more crotchety (it's those damn young people and their loud music and horrible clothes. I just don't understand them anymore), but fine. Why? I've got skin like a baby's bum. In any case, moving into a new decade of life has put me in the Freestyle giving mood - maybe it's a part of that whole older/wise thing - so I have a new contest for you.


It can be one thing or a zillion things. Team Edward, kisses in the rain, whips and chains, I don't care. Just give me something and be true. Consider it market research.

If you're on twitter, tweet me your answer (@ohmibod) and then:
1. Follow @ohmibod
2. Tweet this message: RT @ohmibod: Want an OhMiBod? 1. Tell me what turns you on 2. Follow @ohmibod 3. Retweet
2b (optional). Retweet often - you get 1 additional entry each time you do it

If you're on Facebook, leave your answer on the page and then:
1. Become a fan
2. Refer a friend to be a fan
2b (optional). Refer tons of friends - if you do this, let me know. You get 1 additional entry per fan you refer.

If you don't use twitter or facebook, then leave your turn on in the comments. And if you want to participate on all three forums, be my guest. It's really that simple. Contest winners will be chosen by random.org at 11:59 pm EST April 1 (no foolin). Good luck :-)

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So Kell On Earth is a new show on Bravo that follows the daily happenings, frequent triumphs and random crises of author and fashion PR maven Kelly Cutrone. The 8 minutes (plus scores of random previews) that I've seen of The Rachel Zoe Project left me quite certain that I wanted no part of what the world's "tastemakers" had to offer but Kell On Earth left me pleasantly surprised. Cutrone is as cool as she is fierce and I'm all about her... and not just because she handled a Freestyle in a recent visit to a sex shop:

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... and lived to tell the tale. Seriously. Now if you're like me, you haven't had 45 orgasms this year, let alone in one night but Ms. Power Tools seems to have pulled it off. Armed with an OhMiBod Freestyle, an iTunes playlist and more endurance than a barefoot Kenyan at the Olympics, she took our wireless plaything to a new realm of sexual satisfaction again, again and again.

When I got to a song that I was really into, I would slow it down, tease myself and then when I knew that the good part was coming up, I would aim for that and end up lipsynching orgasmically... Alternately, when there was a song that I just chose for the name, in the playlist, I would be soooo not in the mood to have an orgasm to it, so it would just be an ASAP-O, and I would power in and out of that song, onto the next! AC/DC’s “You shook me all night long” came on, I had an awesome orgasm and then I finished the song by dancing on my back, looking at the ceiling and waving the vibrator around to the music, occasionally singing into it, hahaha. The time FLEW, the pleasure went right through me. The orgasms get really powerful for me once I have crossed a certain line. They sometimes are harder to attain and when they occur, I end up jumping, arching, twitching, jerking all around on the bed.

I'll let you check out the rest :-)

Labels: Freestyle, orgasm overload, review

OhMiBod took another step toward mainstream acceptance this week when it was selected for the Official 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards Gift Bag. (press release)

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I can't believe it's December, already. It seems like yesterday that I got all put out at my mother for buying me a $250 poop green corduroy coat instead of the Wii I requested ("but you used to love corduroy!" "I did, Mom. In 1993."), and now, here we are again.

Well, these days, most of us don't have $250 to drop on anything awesome let alone circa '93 corduroy, so I'm gonna play Santa and put a Freestyle wireless music vibe under your tree. But there's a catch -- you have to tell me your favorite song(s) for doing the deed, alone and with a partner.

So catch up with me in the comments here, on twitter (@ohmibod), Facebook or even in the Ask JC section.

I'll announce the winners on the blog next week! Good luck :-)

Labels: Christmas, Freestyle, giveaway, songs

Mely is the author of Mely Speaks, a blog chronicling her adventures as the single mom of a precious four year old boy. She came to our attention a few weeks ago when she lamented her lack of a decent vibrator in a blog post on the now defunct Sex and the Mom. Naturally, we had to oblige, and in her post "This single mom's opinion on masturbation, sex and the OhMiBod," Mely explains just how much fun she had Freestyling to the music. Here's a morsel:

What really got me going was how the different songs stimulated me in different ways. I loved the way they teased me by vibrating harder or softer. Taking my time and working my way through five songs took my orgasm to a whole new level.

My original theory was to just play really hard techno because I thought the bass was what would do me in, but that wasn't the case at all. It was actually Britney Spears and her new single "3" that got me to climax...

... So folks, it seems I have in fact found my perfect vibrator. If only it had some lips to make out with I may never need a man again.

We have a feeling some fellas out there wouldn't be too happy about that.

Labels: Freestyle, review

I've lived and breathed Yankees baseball my entire life, so once we reached the World Series, I got excited and announced a World Series giveaway -- one Freestyle to one lucky OhMiBod Twitter follower if the Yanks could win a 27th title. But as the series got cranking, I quickly realized that the offer wasn't fair. What, screw you if the Philadelphia Phillies won instead?

Labels: Freestyle, giveaway, twitter

Labels: Freestyle, review

The latest Freestyle review comes from Sexpert Lexi B of Vibrator Reviews and Sexy Toy News. Now, Lexi reviews sex toys for a living, which might be in the best jobs on the planet Earth after dolphin trainer, beer tester and masseuse on a cruise.

Labels: Freestyle, review, sexperts