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JC is the resident OhMiBod guru. She's fun, she's sassy and she has four interests: music, sex, writing and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist. Count on her to answer your questions and keep you updated on the new and exciting happenings of the most innovative pleasure product company out there.

Rush Limbaugh: The 1812 Overture Never Felt So Good

News of our placement in the GRAMMY Awards Gift Bag hit the newswire over the weekend, and since then, we've had some nice online media coverage. But you can imagine our surprise when Rush Limbaugh put us on blast while talking about the new Apple iPad on Tuesday:
It's called the OhMiBod. It is a high-tech vibrator. It plugs into an iPod which means you could plug it into an iPad because the iPad will play music. Actually any music player and it vibrates along with your favorite songs. What do you think of that, Dawn? I'll tell you, the 1812 Overture never felt so good. Just amazing what they are coming up with.
I'll be honest, a mention like this from Rush comes out of left field (see what I did there?), but true to form, he followed up with a pretty strong dig at President Obama (audio at link):
Although, I got something that could, I think, offer more pleasure more frequently than even your music. We could call it the ObaMod, and this is plug (sic) into your television and every time Obama says "I" or "me," bingo! The thing goes nuts. You're talking about 12-to-15 bingos a minute, 'cause it's all about him and what he's doing to the country. Can you imagine this?
If you're one of the kinks who owns the Head O State dildo, the ObaMod might be next on your list!

In any case, while continuing on with Tuesday's archived broadcast, we discovered that our vibrator came up in conversation again - this time, in reference to Arianna Huffington:



Ouch! After all of this, I think it's fair to say that the OhMiBod could be a real bipartisan peacemaker. Just imagine how fair, balanced and reasonable legislation could be if our policy makers took an hour to use one of our products instead of thinking up ways to screw each other.

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Win a GRAMMY Awards Swag Bag Worth $5,000!

So the hotness continues. Radar Online, one of the many celebrity gossip sites on the web, is doing a GRAMMY Swag Bag Giveaway. Valued at $5,000, the celebrity gift bag includes yours truly (*squeal!*), as well as a host of other goodies such as:
  • Moroccanoil ($450) luxury argan oil-infused conditioning, styling and finishing products
  • Harman International ($349) Harman/Kardon HK GO + PLAY Portable speakers with digital player dock
  • Victorinox Travel Gear ($715) Mobilizer NXT Hardside Officer's Trunk
  • Modern Meditations-Rock Goes Zen ($50.94)
  • BlueFox Extreme ($99.99) World's 1st Voice Controlled Bluetooth Headset
Head over to Radar Online to enter and possibly win. Even if you don't want the rest of the swag, I know you want a Freestyle. I can feel it in my bones. ;-)

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OhMiBod Selected for Official GRAMMY Awards Gift Bag

OhMiBod took another step toward mainstream acceptance this week when it was selected for the Official 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards Gift Bag. (press release)

The official swag bag features the hottest and most sought after gadgets and luxury items on the market, and will be given to all performers and presenters at this year's show. This essentially means that everyone from Beyonce, Lady Gaga and the Black Eyed Peas to Prince, Justin Timberlake and U2 could be discovering new ways to feel their own music by this time next week.

I only wish I could express to you just how hard this owns!

I also wish I could express to Maxwell (in a very non-stalkerish, OhMiBod-approved note) that 1) I think he drips sex, and 2) just how much my Freestyle has helped me truly appreciate the subtle beats and delicious textures of all of his songs. Maybe I should fly out to LA for a hand delivery...

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