Terms and Conditions
Suki LLC dba OhMiBod.com welcomes you to our website, www.OhMiBod.com (the "Website"). We provide our services to you through our Website subject to the following terms and conditions (the "Terms of Services"). The Terms of Services applies to any person (collectively "you", "your" or "I") who accesses this Website, views the contents of this Website, orders products from this Website, and/or completes the registration process to open and maintain an account with OhMiBod (collectively, the "Services").
By accessing or using any part of this website, or ordering any products from this website, you expressly agree to and consent to be bound by all of the terms of services set forth herein - including that you are at least 18 years old. If you visit or shop at this website, you expressly accept the terms of services. If you do not agree to the terms of services, you do not have our authorization to any of the services; and you may not access or use any portion of this website or order any product from this website.
License and Website Access
OhMiBod grants you a non-exclusive, limited license (the "Limited License") to access and make personal use of this Website and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with express written consent of OhMiBod. Unless explicitly granted, use of this Website is prohibited including, but not limited to, any resale or commercial use of this Website or its contents or any derivative use of this site or its contents. In the event that you engage in any unauthorized use of this Website, the Limited License will immediately be terminated.
Intellectual Property of OhMiBod
All content and compilation of all content included on this site is the exclusive property of OhMiBod and protected by United States and international copyright laws. OHMIBOD.COM and other marks indicated on this Website are trademarks and trade dress, as applicable, of OhMiBod and may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not offered by OhMiBod, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits OhMiBod. You may not use any OhMiBod logo or other proprietary graphic or trademark without express written permission or unless specifically stated on the website.
OhMiBod attempts to be as accurate as possible. However, OhMiBod does not warrant that product descriptions or other content of this site is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If a product offered by OhMiBod itself is not as described, your sole remedy is to return it in unused condition.
Representations and Warranties
By using the Services, you expressly represent and warrant to OhMiBod that: (a) you are over the age of eighteen (18) and have the power and authority to enter into and perform the obligations under the Terms of Services; (b) you will comply with all terms and conditions of the Terms of Services; (c) that the Services you access, the information you view, and the products you order are not in any way unlawful in your state, province, country, municipality, or other jurisdiction; (d) that you agree not to distribute information you receive from the OhMiBod web site to those under the age of 18 or those who would be violating the law by accessing such material in their jurisdiction; (e) all information that you provided to us is truthful, accurate and complete; and (f) in connection with ordering products, you are the authorized signatory of the credit or charge card provided to us to pay the purchase price.
Consent and Release
By accessing this Website, you expressly acknowledge and consent to viewing adult oriented material and you release and forever discharge Suki LLC dba OhMiBod, its directors, officers, employees and agents from any and all claims and liabilities whatsoever, whether known or unknown, suspected or unsuspected, both at law and in equity, arising from or on account of any matter, cause or event occurring as a result viewing the contents included in this Website.
Acceptable Use Policy
You are solely responsible for any and all acts and omissions that occur under your account or password, and you agree not to engage in unacceptable use of the Services, which includes, without limitation, use of the Services to: (a) disseminate or transmit files, graphics, software or other material that actually or potentially infringes the copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret or other intellectual property right of any person; (b) create a false identity or to otherwise attempt to mislead any person as to the identity or origin of any communication; (c) export, re-export or permit downloading of any message or content in violation of any law, regulation or restriction of the United States and its agencies or authorities; (d) interfere, disrupt or attempt to gain unauthorized access to other accounts on the Service or any other computer network; or (e) engage in any other activity deemed by the OhMiBod to be in conflict with the spirit or intent of the Terms of Services.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The service is provided on an "as is" basis without warranty of any kind, express or implied. You expressly agree that the use of the services is at your sole risk. OhMiBod makes no other warranties, expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, any implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose, in relation to the services.
To the full extent permissible by applicable law, OhMiBod disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. OhMiBod does not warrant that this website, its servers, or e-mail sent from OhMiBod are free of viruses or other harmful components. OhMiBod will not be liable for any damages of any kind arising from the use of this site, including, but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, and consequential damages.
Certain state laws do not allow limitations on implied warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain damages. If these laws apply to you, some or all of the above disclaimers, exclusions, or limitations may not apply to you, and you might have additional rights.
None of the products, services or information sold or distributed through this website are intended for use without appropriate health and safety knowledge on your part. None of the information provided on the www.OhMiBod.com website is intended to replace consultation with a lawyer or with a physician, mental health professional or other health care provider. You acknowledge and agree that it is your responsibility to ensure that any content on this website is not used in any way that may be harmful to you or to others.
Limitation of Liability
Under no circumstances shall OhMiBod be liable to you or any other person for any indirect, incidental, consequential or punitive damages arising out of or relating to this Terms of Services. Your sole and exclusive remedy hereunder shall be for you to discontinue your use of the services.
OhMiBod reserves the right, in its sole discretion and without notice, at any time and for any reason, to: (a) remove or disable access to all or any portion of the Services; and/or (b) suspend your access to or use of all or any portion of the Services.
This Terms of Services shall be governed by the laws of the state of New Hampshire and the United States without reference to conflicts of laws. OhMiBod shall have the right, at any time and without notice, to add to or modify the terms of the Terms of Services, simply by posting such amended terms herein. Your access, link to or use of the Services after the date such amended terms are delivered to your account with the Services shall be deemed to constitute acceptance of such amended terms.
If any provision of the Terms of Services is determined to be invalid under any applicable statute or rule of law, it is to that extent to be deemed omitted, and the balance of the Terms of Services shall remain enforceable.